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Hey guys. My name's David. But this little annoying kid calls me Davy Jones. I'd be pissed off but hes just too cool. Lets see, I like not talking on the phone, not driving long distances, and going to sweet 16s. I live in a big house and have a maid and was raised by a German AuPair from the mountains. She took care of me and my 7 brothers and sisters and taught us to sing. She replaced the anger in our lives and turned it into musical tunes. My father is a Goverment Officer who deflected after Hiter's regime took over Austria. After that Papa and the German AuPair fell in love and we had to go on the run, singing songs for a living in the mountains.damn. wait, i saw that movie last night. In actuality I am a young dinasaur lover who last summer, with my sister, went to my ultra-rich grandfathers island theme park where I was able to adventure through his artificial wilderness and witness dinasaurs in person! After a freak accident the diansaurs! broke free and after Sam Neil went to check on his bitch, I mean his wife, a T-Rexasaurus attacked me and my sisters car, where we were thrown into the mud and had to sleep in a big tree where some big blue dinasaur sneezed on my sister! shoot, thats was on Showtime last night.. My name's David. I'm cool. To cool for you.

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